Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either way he was missing a nipple.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Randomize