I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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