omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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