porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
And then the night went full on bisexual.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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