Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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