so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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