just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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