He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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