He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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