White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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