Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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