grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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