Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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