Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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