im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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