Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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