She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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