Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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