brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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