Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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