hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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