i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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