he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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