Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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