don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Randomize