Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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