There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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