what if I'm pregnant?
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Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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