College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Did I show you my penis last night?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away