Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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