i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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