shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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