For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
NoShamevember. You game?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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