It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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