I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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