Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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