After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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