She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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