There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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