She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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