So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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