well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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