O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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