this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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