I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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