too bad you live with your parents still
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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