you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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