yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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