i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Randomize
