Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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