i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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